Sunday, October 31, 2021

AT&T's John Stankey requiring employees to confess white privilege


Follow ups & possible backstory:

October:

Apparently Stankey was cited for funneling funds into OAN - 90% of their profits - and asked to 'correct his course' or resign from his role at AT&T. So, he must be under some serious pressure to resort to oppressing his own people in the completely opposite direction.

November:

A Black conservative group, Project 21, is defending AT&T against charges from NAACP, who are pushing the company to discontinue supporting OAN. 

from the article: "Horace Cooper, who co-chairs a group called Project 21, confirmed to Newsweek that he and two of his associates met with three AT&T executives early Monday to defend OAN from attacks leveled by the NAACP. "

Project 21's twitter

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The original rant:

As if Coca Cola didn't already take enough flack for trying the exact same tactic, AT&T shows up late to the party wearing last year's stained cocktail skirt. 

Great to see so many articles calling out this absolute inexcusable, fake bullshit.

AT&T requiring employees to submit to critical race theory and admit to white privilege and that racism is uniquely a white problem is consistent with CEO John Stankey's bad judgement following the two historically massive failed acquisitions, including DIRECTV and Time Warner. 

The cost of these failed acquisitions was offset by 20,000 layoffs, then followed by subsequent selling of both acquisitions at a massive loss, leaving AT&T back at the core crisis of bleeding wireless customers. I can only wonder whether the money was borrowed from China.

During the acquisition of Time Warner, Stankey attempted to dictate to HBO's CEO that they should produce more short-form content to glue more eyeballs on mobile screens, but without funding. HBO told him he should think about paying to produce such award-winning content - i.e. get fucked, Stankey. 

The same approach was proposed to employees - work harder and faster with no incentive, and wait for several years to find out whether you'll make the chopping block. Oh, and now you all bow to BLM and make your sacrifice to the alter of George Floyd, the fake martyr who put a pistol to a pregnant woman's chest, and ultimately succumbed to his fentanyl overdose. 

Now, Stankey wants to somehow subrogate more loss through the woke-wagon. I'd love to know how this works on the backend, who is paying AT&T to heap such an oppressive work environment on top of an already broken spirit throughout the company culture. How desperate and out of one's mind must he be to resort to such hackery? 

Let's not forget AT&T's substantial connection to the NSA and government. No surprise The Stankster, who shows a net worth of over 30 million as of 2021, is likely taking orders from whoever the hell is actually behind the curtain of the new administration. 

Meanwhile, parents across the country are pushing back on critical race theory indoctrinating their children in schools, so it's not just corporate America. Search the controversy surrounding the Virginia Gubernatorial election.


 https://youtu.be/ZIFXWTWbDCc

https://nypost.com/2021/10/29/att-offers-staff-critical-race-theory-training-that-tells-white-employees-they-are-the-problem-report/

https://technotrenz.com/news/att-ceo-john-stankey-has-been-chastised-for-asking-employees-to-admit-to-white-privilege-1254531.html

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/att-racial-reeducation-racism-white-trait-christopher-rufo

https://www.outkick.com/att-white-people-racist/

https://www.city-journal.org/att-racial-reeducation-program

https://about.att.com/pages/racial_equality

https://meaww.com/john-stankey-slammed-at-t-ceo-staff-to-admit-to-white-privilege-and-recognize-systemic-racism

https://www.yahoo.com/now/t-employee-training-program-says-222048736.html

https://www.theblaze.com/news/att-critical-race-theory-program

https://twitter.com/realchrisrufo/status/1453816421415219229

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/politics/white-people-you-are-the-problematandt/99263555/

Friday, October 29, 2021

modular housing

 

Cover, a Modular Home Builder That's Modeled In Ways After Tesla, Has Raised $60 Million Series B (techcrunch.com)46

Posted by BeauHD on Thursday October 28, 2021 @09:25PM from the companies-to-keep-an-eye-on dept.
Cover, a seven-year-old, LA-based company that manufactures fully complete wall, floor and roof panels in its factory, then transports them on a standard truck and assembles them on site, announced that it has raised $60 million in Series B funding led by Gigafund. As TechCrunch notes, this investment firm "was founded by two former Founders Fund investors who have bet heavily on SpaceX." The company's founder and CEO, Alexis Xavier Rivas, says he takes pride in being able to attract engineers from SpaceX and Tesla and likened Cover's processes to that of the automaker. From the report:The materials it is using are lightweight steel for the building frame and aluminum for the ceilings. The panels are made of a rubber composite because, as founder and CEO Alexis Xavier Rivas explains, "drywall is not designed for manufacturing or transport -- it's too brittle." Clearly, a lot of thought has been invested in how these buildings are designed. For example, the company installs all plumbing and electrical wiring in the ceiling, so that if an owner wants to run a new wire or pipe, she or he need only pop off the ceiling to do it. It sounds strange, but it's a lot less strange than sawing a series of holes in a wall, then patching them up and repainting them to achieve the same end. (It also requires less help from the kind of craftspeople like plumbers and electricians that is in short supply right now.)

Other materials used include real wood and wood composites for the floors and exterior, and solid surface countertops and bathroom floors that are nonporous, meaning they're more hygienic, as these things go, which matters increasingly to homeowners as the world emerges from a pandemic. How the materials come together is naturally even more crucial, given that with Cover, much of the focus -- and the promise -- is on both quick assembly and customization. [...] Somewhat amazingly, it says that after the foundation is complete, it can have the building built and installed within 30 days, down from the 120-window that it used to promise customers. It also offers a 100% money-back guarantee if it can't obtain the necessary permits, along with a lifetime structural warranty and a one-year warranty for everything else.

Monday, October 25, 2021

iPhone SE release early '22


Predicted release March '22.

Will the battery life will change? One article suggests it will not:

 https://hypebeast.com/2021/10/apple-iphone-se-3-launching-rumor-with-xr-design

Looking ahead at the next generation of iPhone SE, the third rendition of Apple‘s budget phone is expected to release in early 2022.

According to reports, rumors suggested that the iPhone SE 3 will be dropped closer to the Spring season. Unlike its predecessor that borrows the design of the iPhone 8, the new SE iteration will adopt the exterior design of the iPhone XR from 2018, equipped with a 6.1-inch display, front notch design, 5G connectivity, and the A15 chip. The touch ID button is replaced with a side fingerprint scanner, while there will also be Face ID recognition.

Rumors suggest that the iPhone SE 3 will be priced slightly above the $400 USD price point — similar to the second generation.


Tucker

https://www.publix.com/locations/1772-hugh-howell-village

https://decaturish.com/2020/09/tucker-planning-alley-project-that-will-transform-its-downtown/

http://www.branchprop.com/news/

https://www.bizjournals.com/atlanta/news/2020/01/21/branch-properties-reduces-size-of-proposed-tucker.html

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More detail:

https://whatnowatlanta.com/new-antico-concept-leads-list-of-big-names-coming-to-hugh-howell-marketplace-in-tucker/

Here is the full list of tenants:

– Antico Pizza

– ATI Physical Therapy

– Avalon Nail Bar

– Buffalo Wild Wings GO

– Chase Bank

– First Watch

– Flawless Repair

– Gusto

– Jersey Mike’s

– Kobe Sushi and Hibachi

– Magical Waxing

– Publix

– Piedmont Urgent Care

– Scenthound

– Step Above Learning Center

– The Joint Chiropractic

Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Dave Chappelle is a Netflix tool


Update: Consistent with this post and my previous review of Patton Oswalt's Atlanta show, Patton distances himself from friend, Dave Chappelle. Probably because of his upcoming Netflix special. Oh, no, don't fuck that up, Patton! What a remarkable intersection of events. There are many ways one can sell out, but in the end it bites 'em all in the ass. Patton, you know Dave is contagious with his hate speech, you should have worn a mask. Maybe Dave just wanted to see you get his cooties, cuz misery loves company. It would be good for Patton to get cancelled by the mainstream. We need talent to go indie again so they can get pissed and return to free speech and joke writing instead of chasing money and fame.

...and now...an abridged version of my rant that follows...

Yay, Dave Chappelle, for calling out the fallacy of the trans movement.

But, before all the conservative talking heads rush forward in his defense, saying he's only joking and patting him on the back, let's not forget that he endorsed BLM and the George Floyd riots in his 8:46 Netflix special which was billed as "Dave Chappelle & Friends: A Talk with Punchlines". i.e. He wasn't kidding.

Defend him when he's useful and lashing out at LGBTQ as a stand up, but say nothing when he says something endorsing violence based on race in a straight talk.

No one hesitates to slam Colin Kaepernick for his race blithering, why give Dave a pass? It's all free speech, whether it's funny or not. And it's funny to watch Dave and Netflix get a taste of their own medicine.

...and now for our regularly schedule rant...

Joe Rogan has rushed to defend Dave Chappelle's kind nature and good character, differentiating his jokes from hate speech and celebrating his comic genius, following backlash from the LGBTQ community for a bit that ultimately denies transgender biological legitimacy in his latest comedy special, 'The Closer'. Despite his closing story of "Daphne", in which he recognizes a white trans woman as a friend and fellow comedian while openly declaring his own transphobia, Netflix employees began staging walk out protests and calls for the special to be removed.

Netflix co-CEO, Ted Sarandos, offered the usual submissive apology given under such circumstances, stating that 'storytelling has real impact in the real world', but that the show doesn't call for physically harming anyone, so it doesn't qualify as hate speech.

Joe Rogan said (with a few omissions for the sake of making my point), "If you get down to (Dave's) real feelings, he's a lovely person...one of the nicest people I've ever met in my life. He loves everybody. He's not a hateful soul...and he tries to do his best navigating through this world...placating really sensitive groups that feel like they're in a protected class...they equate any jokes with hate and this is where they're wrong...his jokes are just that, they're jokes." 

Obviously, comedy is often used to address serious matters and can be highly influential. Attempting to justify or define boundaries between jokes and non-jokes is pointless in the context of a free speech platform and rapes comedy of it's power. So, you're saying free speech is fine, as long as it's a joke? No credit, Joe. And don't say 'lovely' until you become Josephine yourself. Take another puff and show everyone how hard you can kick your heavy bag in some platform shoes, shorty. But, keep on sticking it to CNN.

I have to admit, Dave's statement establishing that trans people are not in fact whatever sex they claim is especially strong coming from a voice of his stature, and a black voice helps lend at least a fracture of complexity to the otherwise homogenous Leftist narrative. I absolutely support free speech and recognize Chappelle's talent and humor. Not to mention he has balls for talking about it in today's climate. That's what comedians are supposed to be doing, not pandering but questioning and poking. And if it is a reflection of his culture, so be it, he's not alone in his view. Take a weird phenomenon and shove it down our throats politically, and it goes from weird to unbelievable, and at least warrants serious scrutiny and criticism. Dave gives us that platform. 

Furthermore, regardless of the very real problem of gay bashing and bullying, anyone who is gay or trans should have enough self awareness to understand and put such remarks into context, and even laugh at themselves. No culture or individual escapes life without criticism and bullying. And more importantly no one is above criticism. Being gay is not a choice, but being part of a culture or a political movement certainly is, and destroying one's body is a tragic choice. 

Gay people certainly have shown great humor historically, but these days it's gone from something that can be fun and funny to walking on eggshells, a chip on the shoulder and a liability. How is anyone supposed to be tolerant and accepting and get on with life with a gun to the head? Live and let live is a two-way social contract, followed by common courtesy, with some common sense recognition that these behaviors are far outside of the norm. LGBTQ comprises somewhere around 4-5% of the U.S. population. Yes, there are plenty of bullies, no doubt. But, there are plenty of tolerant, open-minded people who deserve that mutual respect in return. These accusatory, hateful attitudes directed at everyone outside of their group are beyond insulting, they are aggressive and a constant assault against many who have been strong individual supporters without joining any movement or plastering anything about it across social media. Public declaration doesn't make a Christian, but there are plenty of phony people who wear it on their sleeve. 

When an aggressive political push exceeds the two-way social contract, it creates resentment, and if the ask is outrageous or simply untrue and wrapped in legislation and liability, it's unsustainable. All demands and no concessions is not a relationship, it's a dictatorship. Some would say it's a lot to ask that we should literally believe in things in the Bible, so, why should society be expected to not only respect but actually share and believe in someone's feelings? You feel like a woman, so you are a woman? You're 6'3" with a big pickle nose, wearing a wig, you've been chemically castrated and take hormones, maybe you have a faux-gina, or maybe you're tucking. And, I'm supposed to engage you for a consultation at the Apple store and act like there's nothing to see here? And my seven year-old son in tow is also supposed to keep a straight face? Or you're gender fluid, so whatever you feel at the moment defines your biological sexual identify? Talk about Emperor's new Clothes. This is why religious extremism brings violence. Make no mistake, this woke movement is a religion to the extreme - it's a theocracy. 

What's with the flag planting and appropriation these days? For example, the Associated Press capitalizes the word 'Black' and uses lowercase for 'white'. Professional journalism is supposed to be objective, right? That's not equality or justice, that's malice. 

And by the way, why do we need a gay James Bond, Superman or Aquaman? Green Lantern made sense because there were many. Else, just make an original gay superhero. Besides, we already have real gay heros like Leonardo Di Vinci and Alan Turing. We don't need an all-gay cast starring in a musical remake of Star Wars with Luke coping an attitude at Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen in skinny jeans. Or Chewbacca prancing around the Millennium Falcon with a feather duster and making catty comments to Han about Leah's hairdo, then suspiciously disappearing into the cargo pit with C-3PO, or possibly swapping out parts with R-2 Willy Nilly following the mishap at Cloud City. Do we?

Chappelle's courageously against the grain when it comes to political correctness, at least towards gay and trans. I mean, come on, he's Black, right? Black culture is notoriously and often violently homophobic, so transphobia is a given. His point of view reflects his culture, right? Like Biden says, Blacks vote Democrats...and regularly beat the shit out of queers. Or is this just good ol' Dave? He likes to call himself and others 'nigger', that's his lens and identity, his persona. But, as he mentions in his Daphne bit, it takes courage to separate from your own. Dave is fully capable of seeing in shades of gray, and spoke to Daphne's human experience that is separate from the woke mob. All this speculation and analysis over a comedian. Can't we just say it's comedy, like Joe Rogan did? Ordinarily, yes. 

...Getting to my point...

But, I do get a special satisfaction in seeing mob rules bite Chappelle in the ass, given the trajectory of his previous special '8:46' which was recorded at a private event billed as "Dave Chappelle & Friends: A Talk with Punchlines",  and dramatically aired as a surprise special on Netflix. It is entirely available on the Netflix is a Joke YouTube channel

8:46 was unanimously recognized as a serious commentary on George Floyd, with one article citing 'Dave...drops the comedy to mediate on Black America.' These celebrities willfully romp into the political arena, AND they are highly paid for it. How many of these comedians have sold their soul to Netflix and gone woke? Check out my most recent Patton Oswalt gaff.

In 8:46, Dave states "These streets will speak for themselves whether I am alive or dead", basking in his celebrity and doing exactly what Don Lemon proposed. The entire pretense of raging against Lemon's call for celebrities to speak out, and then doing just that, as though it had been issued as some kind of emergency public service announcement is ridiculously contrived and obvious. As though we are all privileged to have a glimpse into the sage wisdom that so captured the urgency of his plea, which is clearly for "the streets to speak". He is echoing the words of Barack Obama, who also produces his own Netflix content. Every media platform has a political leaning, including Netflix.

If ever one could site hate speech by definition (which has proven to be a free speech killing, litigious, woke Pandora's box), it would be Dave Chappelle's 8:46 special which endorsed the George Floyd riots, fully funded, platformed and reissued for free public consumption by Netflix. 

The riots were heavily corporate-funded and promoted world wide, estimated to have cost 1-2 billion dollars in damage and having caused 25 deaths within the U.S. alone. Lovely! Right, Joe? What a loving spirit, Dave. Burn everything to the ground, including Black-owned businesses. No problem, it's all covered by insurance, and rebuilt with Black labor. Except for the beatings and deaths. We needed the riots to pick up the flagging economy...inherited from The Donald, right, Joe? Right, other Joe?

The George Floyd riots were the grand finale to the continual rioting that goes many years back to the events surrounding the shootings of Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown. Far too many of these 'victims' were ultimately exposed to be justified shootings long after the smoke from the destruction settled. Certainly, rioters never encountered any shortage in opportunities to accuse police of shooting black people. Why? Because in the U.S., blacks comprise 13% of the population and commit 70% of violent crime. Yet another one-way social contract we're supposed to swallow. 

What if the everyone got sick to death of the crime and marched across the country, and in other countries, declaring they are fed up with black crime, and that the history of slavery is no longer an excuse? We have boat people from Vietnam who speak zero English running successful businesses here, and they ain't asking for shit. Why aren't law-abiding Blacks marching to protest their own people, to protest the outright boastful celebration of criminal culture in hip hop that has replaced what was once our greatest source of cultural pride of America, R&B? Is there no resentment that they suffer guilt by association, and a push for government to quit enabling the ghettos that breed criminality? Why has self-styled Islam transplanted Christianity in Black America, and calls for segregation? Let's not forget this Black Pastor's words from 2010.

Joe Biden and our media cite white supremacy as the greatest domestic terror threat, which is both insulting and defies natural law and common sense because it's total propaganda and lies propelled for political power grabs. Biden is giddy in his blatantly false pandering to Black voters and has a history of being a liar and a grinning idiot with his foot in his mouth. How much more obvious must it be for people to at least suspect thew's something awfwee scwewy going on awound hewe? "There going to throw you back in chains"..."if you don't vote Democrat you ain't black." Accompanied by cackling-Kamala who is celebrated mostly for her color. Lord, how the Democrats are going to have to limp along for the next few years on these two. Even the Obamas didn't endorse Biden, geez.

Anyone paying attention recognizes that corporate-sponsored Black Lives Matters only ceased their destruction when Joe Biden assumed office. Did the removal of Donald Trump from office somehow magically end the alleged racist epidemic amongst our police force (including those Uncle Tom, sell-out Black officers) such that riots were no longer necessary? 

The riots halted the moment Joe declared victory on account of racism just evaporated, like The Rapture? Sha-zam! 

Thereafter, I even noticed my transgender neighbor couple's' BLM sign had been plucked from their yard, and even today it's still in plain sight leaning against the wall inside their garage. The Proud Boys are hardly the only one's on stand by. I recall reading about an area burned by rioters because a black man had committed suicide. Talk about jumping the gun, literally.

Clearly, identity politics is being abused by the globalist powers - including both Democrats AND Republicans here in the U.S., and the global corporations - to assume power, with our media doing the marketing.

These riots were not the "streets talking", as Chappelle would have us romanticize. It was not an expression of The People. It was highly coordinated, heavily funded, with young white brainwashed idiots (including a lot of LGBTQ) smashing windows followed by a sweep of black looters. In fact, there's an app for locating Confederate Memorials so Leftists can go do their thing. Oh, that's so Old Skool, ain't it? Everybody know the dopest apps be from 'da Hood, yo! Streets talking, my buttocks. If only Al Gore would lasso MLK's whirling grave they'd have enough green energy to turn back time and reverse climate change.

Since then, BLM has moved abroad to focus on Israel's treatment of Palestinians, somehow affording to abandon the original domestic impetus. Like, "...black lives matter...anyway...about those Jews..." Since then, the police in major cities are suppressed and violent crime - involving guess who - is soaring. None of this is about race. Race and racial division are just very effective tools for taking power because it cannot be questioned without accusing any dissenters of being racists (or Uncle Toms if they are black). In a global market, diverse perspectives are valuable, but for corporations, diversity for it's own sake is all about liability, and that's how it became the sharp stick that gets waived around and pointed that it is today.

Although, we must consider that according to the Brookings Institute Census, Whites will be in the U.S. minority by 2045 at just under 50% (which is still a pretty damn big piece of the pie). The chart also indicates that Blacks will remain around 12% and Hispanics will jump to nearly 25%, at which point all of this propaganda will leave Blacks in the dust, much as BLM already has now that Trump is out the door, thanks, Black people and thanks for playing along, Dave! 

So, it's part liability and part marketing. Maybe that's why the border will always be a revolving door and mass migration will continue to be normalized. Because no one group can ever hold the power, and it keeps labor costs down. Meanwhile, the border is wide open without security, and the answer is that we need Hispanics to bolster our dwindling population. Then, Biden calls for bringing in people from countries on the terror watchlist because we need color to bolster our diversity. Wait, that sounds a lot like judging by skin color rather than character, doesn't it? Joe, you're so silly, and you sure love playing Nice Whitey Grandpa because its fun to lie and pretend you're sharing special secrets, especially when your biggest secret is that you're the biggest racist and think people are stupid! It's even more fun when Dave Chappelle believes you and endorses your lies with a big megaphone like Netflix.

This wokeness is infecting and dividing every major institution. The Catholic Church is quite woke these days, rubbing elbows with tyrants in Venezuela while reminding us all we need them to battle the demons responsible for causing their staff to molest children. The historic role of the Catholic Church has been to control the masses through fear. Accusations of racism serve the same effect as those who believe in Santeria, and anyone marked as hexed by the local shaman will be ostracized by the community. Woke cancel culture is a cult that weaves a nasty web from propaganda and lies for corruption of power. It's every dystopian nightmare come to life, complete with word police, thought police, book burnings, witch hunts, and weights and chains festooned around the strong to level competition with the weak. The Woke are more intolerant, judgmental and blood-thirsty punitive than the most self-righteous foot-washing Baptist. Repent, sinners! To be White is to be racist. All Cops Are Pigs! 

One might argue that Dave and Netflix are indeed punching down, regardless of what Joe Rogan claims to the contrary. There is no historical account of any gay or trans holocaust or enslavement, just a lot of wink-wink, nudge-nudge and behind the scenes shannanigans (including a lot of kid fucking). Again, we know there's been plenty of gay bashing, just saying, there's a hierarchy. And, it's 12% Blacks vs 4% Gays. Besides, LGBTQ has it's permanent slot under the protection of corporate culture, Blacks have government and corporate jobs, and reparations are in the works. Every manager I've had throughout my corporate career has been gay, Black, and/or a woman.

Anyway, the hierarchy allows Jews to say what they want about Blacks, and Blacks to say what they want about gays and trannies. Gays and trannies may punch up at corporations because that's where the money is, like a pinata. Asians and Indians can fend for themselves (hmmm, a lot like the Jews) because they don't mix with anyone (Racists with a capital-R) which seems to be working out just great because they own everything and are pretty much running these tech companies while joining forces to topple the dollar. Ah, the privileges of true racism, it's not just for white people anymore. If Hispanics punch in any direction, they only talk about in Spanish, so no one else knows about it but them (and the Blacks in San Diego on Cinco de Mayo). Whites can just shut the fuck up and do as they're told. Something like that. 

As for white leftists, the totally Woke, radical Left will reject Dave's remarks about trannies, and the fashionably Left will especially love him for saying what they are thinking but unlicensed to admit out loud. And, there are those who don't know what to think and will be licensed to take on his attitudes, and that's what the activists will claim. Just the same way they blamed Trump for causing a spike in racism. Call in the thought police to protect the thoughtless.

As for the rest of us, it's a relief to hear someone with the license to say out loud what few may. Plus, Dave punctuated his controversial remarks - or perhaps hedged - with the closing story about "Daphne", illustrating what it really means to be trans, including the commonly associated mood disorders, mental illness and suicide, and distinguishing individuality from mob. Go, Dave! Say, maybe bipolars and schizophrenics should be a protected class and we will have to recognize their realities as legitimate and sign it into law. I recall the old Gender Dysphoria wiki entry cited a third of transgenders as having these mood disorders. 

The updated wiki states:

"The diagnostic label gender identity disorder (GID) was used until 2013 with the release of the DSM-5. The condition was renamed to remove the stigma associated with the term disorder.[7]"  

Removes the liability associated with the term, too. Explains a lot, doesn't it? Anyone removing the stigma of the term white being associated with racism? 

The DSM-5 wiki says:

"The DSM-5 is not a major revision of the DSM-IV-TR but there are significant differences. Changes in the DSM-5 include the reconceptualization of Asperger syndrome from a distinct disorder to an autism spectrum disorder; the elimination of subtypes of schizophrenia; the deletion of the "bereavement exclusion" for depressive disorders; the renaming of gender identity disorder to gender dysphoria; the inclusion of binge eating disorder as a discrete eating disorder; the renaming and reconceptualization of paraphilias, now called paraphilic disorders; the removal of the five-axis system; and the splitting of disorders not otherwise specified into other specified disorders and unspecified disorders."

We can't be calling clinically-diagnosed crazy people crazy, now can we? That'd be unkind and judgmental. Instead, we'll call them 'women' or 'men' depending on their mood, and they can switch back and forth and let us know. I had no idea that gender was considered a mood, is that what it means to be 'woke'? I sure wish I could change my reality based on my feelings. I'm always in the mood to be wealthy, but that Corolla in my driveway doesn't seem to share my sensibility. My boss told me I was late for work, and I tried explaining, "I don't feel tardy", but I guess I didn't feel enough like David Lee Roth to make it a reality.

They say comedy is about tension. Dave's tension lies in whether or not to betray his culture. He is in fact a lot like Daphne and that bi-polar trans community. He's a nigger, he's not a nigger. That is to say, one minute, he calls himself and others 'nigger', and in the next, when confronted by his manager about not having license to talk about gay people because he's not gay, but being allowed to say The N-Word whenever he wants...he's retorts, "I'm not a nigger". A very clever bit, but therein lies the tension. Back to the much earlier point about flag planting. Black culture claims rights to the word and we shall forever be rendered children to utter 'The N-Word", even on news casts. The establishment of this entitlement, while not a law on books, holds serious weight, and creates precedent for more that opens the door to abuse and an open tab to be forever paid by White society. The price it will cost you and your culture will be to forever associate you with the word, and to continue othering both you and us. Can we get on with the togetherness thing? Ever? Too soon?

Chappelle's endorsement of the George Floyd riots in 8:46 is both a willful approval of evil and an outright refusal to acknowledge reality, bearing an uncanny and striking resemblance to the denial exhibited by the trans community about the biological reality of their gender. To be 'woke' is to be asleep, to be a man is to be a woman, and to be Left is to be a fundamentalist, or even Fascist in alignment with big corporations. If ever anyone clearly made a deal with the Devil...you kids better pay attention...if it's too good to be true, it probably is. BLM isn't really about helping Black people, and it isn't really run by Black people. But it sure is about power. And corruption. What a psy-op! 

An atheist who betrays his own conscience feels conflict, the same way that a Christian feels who commits a sin. What's the difference? Even as a super star, Chappelle cannot manifest enough individual pride to overcome his own identification with the shame and loathing that cripples black culture and perpetuates and justifies criminality. It's the classic literary struggle, Man versus Society, Man versus Self.

At least Dave Chappelle helps us to see clearly, that not everyone fits neatly into one big happy leftist box. I enjoyed witnessing a little rock-paper-scissors in play amongst the intolerant cult of woke hypocrites, who in this case are attempting to put into check the ever-brilliant Dave Chappelle. 

Netflix doesn't care about black people, Dave. But, they're happy to have you as their tool, along with whatever other protected groups they can adorn until they trip on their own shoelaces. 


Sunday, October 3, 2021

Patton Oswalt Atlanta show review


For my 50th birthday, I went to see Patton Oswalt last night at The Tabernacle - same place I saw him and Tom Segura previously. Next week, I'll see Jim Norton at the Punchline. When I bought my ticket to Norton every seat was available and I easily got front-middle of the stage, which is sad. 

At one time, Patton was one of my favorite comedians. My first Patton Oswalt show was at the 40 Watt in Athens and it was great. Patton loves to rub elbows with hipsters while simultaneously throwing them under the bus. He's really been torn over this and now that he's finally nesting amongst the Hollywood elite, he's dead in the water.

I was wondering what Patton would do, because after the birth of his daughter and losing his wife, the albums started getting very chatty and filling up space with non-jokes, pandering to hipster liberals on politics to get them cheering without making jokes, and acting like he could just kind of hang out with the audience and coast of his notoriety. He even developed a bit about how well he's being paid to show up and do nothing, and talked about how he used to criticize sell-outs, citing Nickelback as an example, but that now he gets it. Hey, Patton, if life put you through the wringer and you're ready to hang it up, that sucks and thanks for the laughs. Or maybe you're just taking a hiatus. Fine, take it and come back when you're ready.

With Trump out of office and the current lame administration I couldn't imagine he'd have much to say politically or if he did, he'd at least dish it out evenly, or just talk about something else. Anything else - shaving balls, magical midgets, gay retards, whatever. You know, something kinda Patton.

At this point, there's next to nothing to his act, he simply has no material. I paid to see a performance, but what I got was just Patton shrugging because he has nothing and acting cute about taking up that time in front of an audience, and lots of cringy political pandering. He shouldn't be on the road.

Covid has hurt comedians because they can't develop material without an audience, and in his case, he is starting his tour apparently aiming to have a Netflix special in another year. This is his sixth show of the tour, he apparently canceled FL shows because of covid - obviously a political maneuver and here in Atlanta he required proof of vaccination or recent covid test and encouraged masks but didn't require them inside (clearly it was his idea, or his management). 

The two openers of course had material, so apparently the pandemic didn't hurt them. The first was a Latin guy named Orlando, who had a short set that might have been okay but it didn't grab my attention and I went to the bathroom. When I returned I think I heard some funny bits. But, the feature was a girl, don't recall her name either, and she was actually very clever and interesting, just needs to energize her delivery to be more charismatic. Too bad it isn't a quick search to find their names easily, including on his website. If it's online, it's not easy to find. 

Patton opened with an anti-religion joke which of course his fat, ugly, all-white liberal audience absolutely loved.  I'll admit, I laughed at the end of this bit, but oh, how I hate sitting amongst his fans. 

Then he made a one-liner about a barn (wait for the Netflix special, I'm sure this will be the pinnacle of his set) and in an attempt at absurdity-ala-Python he spent the next ten minutes milking the funny right out of it. That was just about the only actual bit in his set. The other would-be bit was merely an anecdote.

He filled the void of the show with audience interaction on the front row, asking what they did for a living and his banter was okay-ish but it went on for a long time and wasn't funny. One person was a travel nurse, and of course everyone yayed their asses off for her, and thankfully he yanked the rug out and noted that there was no humor because everyone had good jobs and good lives. No shit, that's your audience, Patton, especially considering what they paid for those seats. You should've tried those of us who hiked up to the fourth floor balcony, peering through the darkness between the railing and into the blinding spotlight. So, his crowd work was not worthwhile - he knows how to be humorous in the moment but it isn't memorable and at times it was just a lot of talking and trying to make fun of one guy which just came across as insulting. Throw in a Star Wars reference and his minions get the tummy rub they came for.

He did a lot of thanking the audience for wearing masks and getting vaccinated and lampooning and shaming those who didn't get vaccinated, comparing the current vaccine to the vaccine for polio, like it's such a clear cut, no-brainer. Patton, this whole situation around covid and politics is so absurd and replete with opportunity for a thinking comedic mind to analyze and speculate, without ever taking a side. So much conspiracy and sci-fi could have been pulled out of this, the old Patton would have been jumping and looping and ricocheting off the walls like Evel Knievel. But instead he went wholesale in one direction? Cha-ching. Patton, the covid dog ate your homework, or even worse, the Netflix dog, which I'm sure pays very well to spread the Woke. Got it. Oh, but now you have a daughter and you've got to be responsible, so you can't smoke weed or do LSD, got it. Hey, try NOT doing drugs AND writing some comedy

He spent a lot of time virtue signaling instead of making jokes. If you like social causes and group hugs and saying 'Yes We Can', you're going to love seeing Patton's current tour. It's very feel good for the kids and you might get some Vick's Vapo-rub and a hot wash cloth on your chest and a spoonful of sugar, and probably a rectal thermometer. His audience really ate it up. Let's be honest, some of his audience loved it - the annoying, loud, fat ones. But there was not a giant roar of laughter all around. He could've walked out on the stage and said nothing and everyone would cheer, because they love him. I think the Beatles did something like this at one point when they realized they could record chimps on typewriters and people would buy it. 

Oh, I almost forgot, and he did fill up some space with fart jokes. 

He told one story about his wife towards the end that was more just relaying a misunderstanding that took place, but there was no joke or point to it other than kissing her ass and telegraphing girl power to his fans. He finished by repeating the 'Physics for Poet's story from an old album which he fucked up by mixing up the red eye of whatever planet (Jupiter?) with the crimson eye of Cerberus. 

Not surprisingly towards the end he took a moment to kick the corpse of Trump which I'm astonished he didn't extend even further, and no doubt, the audience would have lapped it up.

I guess he's lost his motivation and he's under pressure to develop a Netflix special, which probably sucks for him. Maybe hanging out with Hollywood and getting acceptance from the mainstream was all he ever needed to escape his hometown. Maybe he's being paid to say this nonsense, or maybe he's really just become such a sniveling cunt. He was raving about Bernie last time I saw him at Tabernacle. I never had fiercely individualistic Patton Oswalt pegged for a true leftist, more a libertarian. At one time, he criticized Obama for drone strikes and that helped a little. I hated W just as much as he did, but when it came time to call bullshit on the obvious from the left and our homogenous media, he didn't have the balls and couldn't resist the low hanging fruit of acceptance (or he just sold out). In some parallel universe, Patton, you're just another frat boy working at your dad's company. Just like W. You're on the edge of nothing, you're adrift in the middle of a tepid ocean with no breeze. Very embryonic. 

Honestly, even if I disagree with your politics, if you write something funny, I'll enjoy it. I'm a guilty agnostic, seeking to understand and highly skeptical of everything. How can a thinking person not be? Use your imagination and speak to ours. We don't need answers or conclusions or judgements, we need possibilities. Go abstract. That's why you need to walk away from this cult you've decided to be a part of and now rally. You're a comedian, not a politician. It is NOT your duty to 'use your platform' to do anything other than make us laugh. De Niro and these other ego maniacs need to focus on their craft or retire. Try mining 'what if' for a most reasonable and obvious starting point. 

Patton, you've said Brian Regan is your favorite comedian, right? Think more about that. Why don't you go talk to Brian. I saw Brian Regan at Chastain Park one night and really wondered how stand up comedy would fair in an open amphitheater. He KILLED, and EVERYONE was doubled over laughing their asses off. Gorgeous venue, well lit, and the ceiling of sky just gave us fresh air and atmosphere. The energy of the crowd was fully charged. 

I understand it takes time and an audience to develop, but at least have some seeds ready to plant other than the one you have 'left over from pre-covid'. If you needed a break or to spend time with your new wife and family, good for you, happy for you. 

I can't believe I paid for mere presence - it wasn't even a show - and made the effort to go downtown, circle around trying to find the parking garage, then stood in a long line smelling weed just to watch him walk around the stage openly telling us he's got nothing. 

Why am I being such a dick writing about Patton? Because it's a waste of my time and his talent and it's disappointing. I'm rooting for you, Patton, but get your head out of your ass. It's as sad as when R&B went Bieber.

He mentioned having completed a 'Just for Laughs' set that will debut in 2022.  

I expect Jim Norton will deliver a great show regardless of covid because Jim Norton is honest and doesn't pander. 

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Update: Consistent with this post, Patton distances himself from friend, Dave Chappelle, object of my other rant about comedians getting political. Probably because of his upcoming Netflix special. Oh, no, don't fuck that up, Patton!