Tuesday, December 8, 2015

word of the day - Stochastic

Use in a sentence: "You stochastic I wanna have yo baby".

Google search this word and the first thing that comes up is an audio clip of the pronunciation - the guy sounds very happy, and even pleasantly surprised. For the life of me, I cannot find that source file.

Other examples of 'stochastic' in a sentence:

"Dude, Neil's drumming is you know, like, really stochastic, he's so original. Dude."

"I might be willing to dismiss her mannerisms as mere eccentricities if they were even slightly more stochastic, but no, she's consistently annoying as hell."

"Stewart was stoked stupid by the stochastic staccato stitching in Stephanie's stylish stagger-step stockings."