LGBT Catholic officials stage mass coming out in Germany

 

Mass layoffs in Hell this week as working demons get pink slipped...

What? Wait a minute! Boogedy-boogedy! Right? Boogedy, anyone?

Sorry, fellas, they're just not buying it anymore. Try the Baptists. 

https://www.thelocal.de/20220124/lgbt-catholic-officials-stage-mass-coming-out-in-germany/

“We are part of the church,” added Raphaela Soden, who works in pastoral care for young adults and identifies as queer and non-binary. “We always have been. It’s time to finally make it clear that we exist and how wonderfully queer the body of Christ is.”

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Oh, you're gay? Thanks for saying so, you can't be a priest. 

But that's why I became a priest in the first place.

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We're not letting the Episcopals show us up. Sin is IN!

Introducing the Catholic Church's diversity and inclusion program...this should be a hit in South America. 

Hey, LGBTQ folk...they still believe it's a sin. Do you really need their blessings?

Hey, everyone else...do you really need their blessings? Hotline to God is right at your fingertips.