fasting mimicking diet

"Fasting Mimicking Diet"

excerpt:

"For 25 days out of the month dieters can eat as they normally would — the good, bad and in-between. Then for day one of the diet, they would eat 1,090 calories: 10 percent protein, 56 percent fat and 34 percent carbohydrates. For days two through five, 725 calories: 9 percent protein, 44 percent fat, 47 percent carbohydrates. In the study, participants consumed a lot of vegetable soup and chamomile tea."

http://www.thespec.com/living-story/5689448-scientists-say-five-day-diet-that-mimics-fasting-may-actually-reboot-body/

Food is consistenly funny: the list begins

These stories so beautifully embody the sacred and the profane.

...and now, I have enough to start a collection page:

Peanut Butter & Jelly is Racist

Man fights while holding hamburger in one hand

Bananas in the news

Man Steals Sandwich, Uses Stolen Forklift As Getaway

 

Man calls 911 over sandwich order

 

Food is consistently funny

This story is not so unusual or particularly funny until the part about the food, similar to an earlier story involving a ruben sandwich and one other involving bananas. 

Naked Man Arrested After Fighting With Officers 
http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/02/26/police-naked-man-arrested-after-fighting-with-officer/

from the article:

SACRAMENTO (CBS13) – "A man apparently high on methamphetamine entered a Sacramento welding shop and then fought with police officers before being arrested..."

"...When officers arrived and attempted to detain Ayala, he became combative and eventually both officers, a man and a woman, were on the ground wrestling with him when Ayala grabbed onto the female officer’s hair.

That’s when the Johnsons and others jumped in to help the officers out, including one man who held a hamburger in one hand while lending his other to the effort."

So, My List of Funny Food Articles Begins:

Peanut Butter & Jelly is Racist