Food is consistenly funny: the list begins

These stories so beautifully embody the sacred and the profane.

...and now, I have enough to start a collection page:

Peanut Butter & Jelly is Racist

Man fights while holding hamburger in one hand

Bananas in the news

Man Steals Sandwich, Uses Stolen Forklift As Getaway

 

Man calls 911 over sandwich order