This story is not so unusual or particularly funny until the part about the food, similar to an earlier story involving a ruben sandwich and one other involving bananas.
Naked Man Arrested After Fighting With Officers
http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/02/26/police-naked-man-arrested-after-fighting-with-officer/
from the article:
SACRAMENTO (CBS13) – "A man apparently high on methamphetamine entered a
Sacramento welding shop and then fought with police officers before
being arrested..."
"...When officers arrived and attempted to detain Ayala, he became
combative and eventually both officers, a man and a woman, were on the
ground wrestling with him when Ayala grabbed onto the female officer’s
hair.
That’s when the Johnsons and others jumped in to help the officers
out, including one man who held a hamburger in one hand while lending
his other to the effort."
So, My List of Funny Food Articles Begins:
Peanut Butter & Jelly is Racist