Yes, You Can STICK IT, Al Sharpton

I hereby dub Al Sharpton the new Inspector General of Homeyland Security.

Al, here's your next gig - try chasing someone else's tail:


Go play in traffic.

From wiki:

Just prior to the 2008 US Presidential Election, then-candidate Barack Obama appeared on MTV and stated that laws banning the practice of wearing low-slung pants that expose one's underwear were "a waste of time". However, he did follow that up with the statement: "Having said that, brothers should pull up their pants. You are walking by your mother, your grandmother, your underwear is showing. What's wrong with that? Come on. Some people might not want to see your underwear. I’m one of them."