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Have you seen the Alicia Keys Master Class ad?
There's a name for this, it's called the 'millennial whoop'. Is this something that needs to be taught and passed on? I was hoping after more than a decade it would be put out to pasture.
I've already been way annoyed with the whoop, but then it's her goofy, horrible acting when she starts bobbing back and forth and clinching up her facial expression like she's loving it with all her might, my eyeballs are slamming hard up into my sockets just as much as when that poor bastard Joe Biden played Descpacito. Plus, it's isolated vocals without any backing track, so they're taking something that already stinks and serving it up like a shit hors d'oeuvre.
And then, she laughs (all the way to the bank) because it's an embarrassing formula and she knows it, and now she's getting paid to teach it in a class, and it's almost 2021. How do you do that, Alicia? Show us how. It was your idea? Maria Bamford says Alicia Keys is a silly goose.
Equally annoying as the damn whistling trend, it's reassuring to search and find others who want the whooping to stop. Sadly, both of these articles are from 2016.
